Navjot Singh Sidhu is undisputed king of wit and humour when it comes to cricket commentary. His one-liners make you laugh and add spice to cricket commentary. Here we present 20 funny quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu.
1. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
2. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
3. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
4. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
5. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
6. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
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8. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
9. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
10. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
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12. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
13. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
14. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
15.The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
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17. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
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20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
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